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WHY THE FUCK IS MY BODYLINE ORDER IN WISCONSIN

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djsckatzen:

awrrex:

so very wrong by ~Susan-Kim
Homestuck.

that’s it thats homestuck

djsckatzen:

awrrex:

so very wrong by ~Susan-Kim

Homestuck.

that’s it thats homestuck

posted 3 hours ago with 26,130 notes
via takaratime · © awrrex

adraughtofamortentia:

supermoclel:

are you ever in the middle of saying something or showing someone something and you realize that literally no one cares 

I’ve literally stopped talking mid-word in a story and no one has noticed.

posted 3 hours ago with 242,561 notes

hohoholdthefuckupson:

silenthill:

*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*

see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it

See, I never jacked it, only put in in the middle of my hand. It can turn me gay but I’m not giving it the power to. A metaphor.

posted 3 hours ago with 50,318 notes
littlefuryous:

An elegant meal for one, tonight.

littlefuryous:

An elegant meal for one, tonight.

posted 3 hours ago with 197,346 notes

agentshilonglang:

Perfect Prosecutor Miles Edgeworth

posted 3 hours ago with 5,436 notes

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posted 3 hours ago with 55,075 notes
thegodofhellfire:

riot
posted 3 hours ago with 444 notes

gaaraofsburbia:

james-p-sullivan:

HEY TUMBLR

DID YOU GUYS KNOW JENGA MADE A NEW VERSION OF THEIR GAME, BUT INSTEAD OF STRAIGHT BORING WOODEN ONES, ITS TETRIS PIECES

THATS RIGHT, ITS MOTHER FUCKING TETRIS JENGA

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THE TWO OF THE MOST STRESSFUL GOD DAMNED GAMES WE PLAYED AS CHILDREN ROLLED INTO ONE

posted 4 hours ago with 88,917 notes